This may come as a shock to you, but someday you are going to let your two year old eat large amounts of McDonalds!! He's going to call it "O'Donnels" and you'll swoon every time. I know you have it in your head that your future kid is going to eat so healthy every meal, but guess what? Organic is expensive and there are only so many ways to be creative with broccoli. Oh, and FYI. He's going to watch so much more TV than you're picturing. Gasp!
Love,
Your future self.